What’s all the fuss about Immigration Reform. The same assholes who are trying to reform immigration are the same assholes that can not keep a fucking maid.
We don’t need immigration reform, we need “political reform”.
If God was an illegal alien, and I bet my own life on it that HE is … then we got a big fucking problem.
Try keeping God out of our country.
Hey, here’s a thought:
You die one day from a heart-attack. You are a fucking politician. You were the guy jumping up and down washington, d.c. fucking screaming your lungs out to your fucking colleagues .. “We need reform. Immigration reform and we need it now!”
You are that guy. You the guy who fucking died from a heart-attack. Just died on the way to the hospital. The paramedic is mexican descent. He knew who you were. He felt pity for you, but he couldn’t help you. You ate like shit, you drank like shit and you cursed like shit, so you died fast.
Well, any way.
You reach heaven and there to meet you is Good Ol’ St. Peter. St. Peter says to you, “So, you fucking croaked, huh?”
“Yea, Can I fucking come in?”
“Got your papers? GOD added an 11th commandment.”
“Shit.”
Remember: God is an alien. I don’t think he needs any reform. We all do.
